Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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