when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
How external is "for external use only"?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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