i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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