margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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