I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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