We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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