The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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