It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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