S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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