pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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