He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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