I wanna bring you to show and tell
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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