try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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