is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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