Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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