dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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