Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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