I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
