No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
God, I missed his penis.
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