ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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