we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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