why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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