Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Randomize
