its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
