she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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