That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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