I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
