69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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