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(406): View more from Montana

Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass

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(912): View more from Georgia

She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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(647): View more from Ontario

ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring

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(224): View more from Illinois

States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.

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(863): View more from Florida

We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.

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(937): View more from Ohio

just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.

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