You surviving the open bar?
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the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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