Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
