I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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