I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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