; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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