I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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