piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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