who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Two words: blizzard sex
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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