oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I had to cum in my sink.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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