I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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