We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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