Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
