So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My Sexting was not on an AP level
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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