at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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