If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
