Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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