Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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