that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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