So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This toilet bowl is my home.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
