I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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