She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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