First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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