ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
