dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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